Literally my math teacher abandoned today’s lesson because some kid brought his kitten to school i don’t even know
hella cute guys in this someone track them down for me
how to get a boyfriend
put peanut butter on a pinecone and roll it in bird seed. hang it up outside. wait.
this is the 2nd time i’m reblogging this today because i laughed just as hard as i did the 1st time i saw it
okay scary story time my sister hid this pic of Michael Jackson behind my pillow and when I lifted my pillow I saw this and I screamed so loud I can’t even handle looking at the pic omfg
this is fucking terrifying
I love when the app messes up I really really do
look at this snape i found
it seems normal but then
what is this
turn to page 394 motherfucker
"text me when you get home" means "i love you, be safe."
It really does
happy birthday someone
I like reblog going this becaUSE WHAT IF YOU SAW THIS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE
this is the weirdest job app i’ve ever filled out
"what would you do if you won the lottery?"